A Pain in my Ass

I have the worst pain right now. You are not going to believe what happened to me this afternoon.

I had a few errands to run. It is such a nice day today and I thought I would finish them up this afternoon. I walked down to my car, opened the door, climbed in and

OOOOUUUUCCCHHH!!!!!!!

I screamed.

Something poked me in the ass.

I jumped out of the car again.

I looked at the back of my pants and saw nothing.

I looked on the seat of my car.

And there it was.

A BEE!

A freaking bee stung me in my ass!!!

I shooed him out of the car.

Went to sit down again and OUCH!!! Again!

And the damn stinger was stuck in my comfy cotton knit gauchos.

Shut up. They are comfy, I don't care how they look at this point.

I had to pull the stinger out of my pants.

I should have turned around and stung the bee back with his own stinger, the jerk.

I had to put ice on my butt.

It hurts so bad.

I guess those errands can wait.

How he got into my completely sealed up car, I will never know.