Mother of boys? Here's what you are in for....
*Conversation during bath time the other night*
JJ: Hey mom, I've got balls of steel
Me: *Choke, gasp* Whaaaattttt????
JJ: I've got BALLS OF STEEL!!!
Me: (Trying not to faint or burst out laughing) What makes you say that?
JJ: Look at them.....they are HUGE!!!
Me: (Dead silence. What do you say to that??)
*Conversation held with my aunt*
Aunt: Hey JJ, what would you like for your 6th birthday?
JJ: A 22.
Aunt: A what? What's a 22? Is that a game?
JJ: No, duh. A 22 pistol.
Aunt: Um no. I'm not buying you a pistol.
JJ: Well, how about a double barrel shotgun? I saw one at the store the other day. Let's go get it.
And he came home with one. Luckily for us, it was of the Nerf variety.
Consider yourself warned. If there is not something of the female variety growing inside me right now, I just might not make it.
posted by Hay Lady @ 1:52 PM
5 Comments:
OH I sooo hope you have a girl! Time for some estrogen out there on the farm! My friends' kid once grabbed his, umm, area and loudly proclaimed to his aunt, "AUNTIE KAREN! Look how much PEE I have!" (he thought it 'stored up' in his bollock area)
The 3 yr. old neighbor kid was petting the dog the other day and when Felix rolled over to have his belly scratched the kid yelled "Whoa! Look at his balls!" At 3 yrs. old! Niiice...Make sure you use your good parenting skills and remind JJ that we only talk about balls in the privacy of our own home :)
OMG that is freaking hilarious! I love the stuff JJ thinks up!
Thanks for the laugh JJ
Too funny! We were at a baseball game with DH's best friend and his son. We were all eating peanuts and the son says to his dad "look daddy, I've got big nuts." His dad says "yes you do, and one day you'll thank me for that." LOL!
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